Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
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