I want to stick my p in your. b.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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