Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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