i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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