whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
It's rum buckets o'clock
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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