SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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