Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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