I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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