My room smells like vodka and shame
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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