You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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