marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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