btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
