Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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