East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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