Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Congratulations! We have a period
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Randomize
