Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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