belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
