We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
jump out the window naked night went bad
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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