the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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