we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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