Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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