You were right. It hurts to walk today.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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