Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
