The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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