Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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