are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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