Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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