i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
that may or may not have been my penis.
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