capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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