Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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