i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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