Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
