I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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