Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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