I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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