I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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