No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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