I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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