i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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