So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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