? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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