My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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