I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This is my gift to your gina
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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