CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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