You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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