She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Randomize
