I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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