I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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