Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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