just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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